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{{DQN Music}}
Acclaimed deejay [[( ˃ ヮ˂)]] and grandmaster of rhyme [[Squeeks]] emerged from retirement to record this rap-rock tribute to DQN-kun's seminal hit [[The Stale Princess of DQN]].
=Lyrics=

<aa>You cannot fully comprehend the MAGNITUDE of this SONG THREAD! It is too BIG for your puny EARTH BRAIN!
MY NAME IS CLIP CLOP AND IM GONA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
CAUSE I LISTEN TO HIP-HOP AND DIDN'T TAKE MY MITTENS OFF THA SHELF
MAMA ALWAYS SAID NO MITTENS AIN'T GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
GRAB YOUR MITTENS, YEAH, TAKE THEM OFF THE FUCKING SHELF.

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and
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because it's summer
The holes make me nervous.

DANCING, DANCING, INTO THE NIGHT
i'm 12 and what is this
　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and
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They see me spammin' the song thread.
They hatin' me, but that's ok with me
Because it's DQN and it's always '93
September is eternal, you see
But people keep spittin' hate
Saying I'm 17 years too late
But I'm still here
And I'm underneath the moon
Loli to issho
Sup Mittens, Junior, and Buun
Live it up while we can
But keep your mittens on your hands,
Because 2012 is coming soon
I think we're doomed

There's a reason we stopped.
Burned the sun on himself
And this is how the second bridge ends.

　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and
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THE HOLOCAUST WAS A GAY PORNO MISTAKEN FOR REALITY
　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and
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And so, I insist: dear sir or madam;
you look like a pig

　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and
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　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
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Someone just mentioned Haggis, and you just had a fish supper earlier, and what I usually get from chip shops is haggis BASTARD that's ust not cool
ZA ENDO</aa>

==Controversy==
{{racist}}
Some critics consider the line "THE HOLOCAUST WAS A GAY PORNO MISTAKEN FOR REALITY" to be [[Pax-Tsukuru|homophobic]].

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